hands up if you have a secret blog!
i have lately come to realize the disadvantages of a public blog... emblazoned with my real name and real photo.
i mean damn it! friggin' people i know and love read my blogs. what if i have a desperate need to have a bit of a bitch about ...well, summat, what then? yup... summat as what might concern someone i know and love.
then there is humour...friends and loved ones are just fantastic subjects. ok, so i change names and places and they still say...hey, how dare you write about our private life. hey man, i live in the middle of nowhere...how often do sheep say something funny.
maybe i lack moral fibre, maybe .....
now our esteemed cap'n, the infamous lesbian pirate...not one iota of info about herself is to be found. believe me , i know, i've tried!
what can i say, i was born curious and it only grows worse with age...
apologies cap'n...grovel, grovel...
so i'm thinking...secret blog...topping good idea....
change of subject
my mate lori hahn (aka middle aged lesbian) suggested i try kissing frogs. that girl...she knows what she's about, the very month it stops raining i am out and about, searching for a wee scots frog to kiss. in the meantime (the weather is really sheit), i have been cruising the cute frog pages and i came across this cutie...hope she's a girl who likes girls...
7 comments:
Dang, I know that frog.
She is! She does!
happy days!...mah gayfrogdar is still up and running!
Me Dear Able SeaDyke, now did ye e'er think on th'fact - as ye sailed about tryin' t'find out more on Th' Cap'n - that there is nothin' more t'find than what ye be seein'?
Let this Pirate Queen assure ye; there is naught like Her t'be found. She be an Original an' most real indeed.
ah me august cap'n, with a woman such as yerself...there be always more to know. an intelligent woman be a fascination fer all time. methinks yer able seadyke be but paddlin' in the shallows of yer wondrous mind.
Ye wax most Poetic, as is Proper, Me Dear One. As for paddlin' in th'Shallows o'Me Mind - rest assured ye most definitely swim in th'Midst thereof.
Callin Me Self 'August' boosts th'Chance o'ye makin' it clear up t' th'Surface. ;)
Very cute frog indeed.
Careful, Sandwriter. With My Creamy One, those shallows usually turn out to be fathoms deep. But the seas are there for sailin' I always say!
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